Jonathan Sims

Jonathan Sims is the Head Archivist of the Magma Institute. He takes over the position from Gertrude Robinson. He is voiced by either Jack Roblox, the Moldy Pencil's head writer, or Scarlett Johansson.

Personality
Jonathan Sims has a standoffish personality and treats people like dirt because he is so smart.

He, due to the fact that he is a A Strong Man, has troubles expressing his positive feelings towards others, romantic interests especially.

He has incredible willpower and self control.

He hates vegan/vegetarians and treats eating pie, BBQ, and junk food as a personality trait.

He is misogynistic.

He hates cats.

He is very tough.

He is often made fun of for being a prude. He is also described as repressed.

He is very emotionally flat and monotone. The only time he talks like a real person is when he is trying to manipulate someone.

He thinks that he is better than religion.

Description
Jonathan Sims is constantly described as extremely physically fit, muscular, and has a six pack.

He has early greying hair, possibly due to the Extinction.

He is buff.

He is 26.

Tall and buff.

Pre-canon
John was part of a band in university that played music similar to that of the British singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran. During his time in the band he slept with his fans. Dropped out of college because he thinks that education is meaningless and detracts from his manliness. Had a girlfriend who was murdered by an Avatar of the Desolation, which is why he decided to work at the Institute.

Season Two
He stalks NotSasha because he is worried for her.

Season Three
Georgie begins to date the guy who took her to the Hungarian place, who is actually Tim, which makes John jealous. As John becomes an Avatar he becomes less interested in physical relationships, which shows his growing inhumanity. Elias flirts with John, which upsets him. Breekon and Hope come to kidnap him at Georgie's flat. John seduces Nikola to escape from the kidnapping. He and Nikola kiss during the Unknowing. Tim confesses to John that he met a girl named Leanne Denikin when he was in Malaysia and fell in love with her. He also tells him that he both loves and hates him right before he presses the detonator. John falls into a coma and has a dream sex scene with every female character.

Season Four
John and Ophelia Banks have a dream sex scene in MAG 121. John is woken up from his coma by a kiss from Olivia Banks. John is now non-binary to show his loss of humanity. He thinks that she might be his true love, but is revealed that she is a ghost so they can't be together. Georgie comforts him after this revelation. He saves Daisy from the Buried in a romantic scene. He does so easily with his Eye powers. They have sex in the Buried. In MAG 147 he meets Annabelle Cane in person in the House on Hilltop Road and she ties him up to give her statement. During the scene he is not wearing a shirt while she is in a minidress. She makes out with John while he is tied up. They also have sex and activate the house's rift. John sleeps with Julia Montauk to get the skin book. Georgie and Martin are thrown into the Lonely, and while Georgie is saved by John kissing her he can't take Martin. Martin confesses his love for John, but John doesn't feel the same way and tells him how he was like a brother to him before leaving him behind.

Season Five
Georgie and John travel the landscape together, headed towards the Panopticon-Institute. During MAG 163 John defeats the Slaughter with guns, and is given an honorary military rank. John and Georgie encounter Ophelia Banks, who acts as a femme fatale and homewrecker. John kills Oliver Banks after hunting him down. He meets Daisy in monster form and kills her, she turns back into a human before dying and forgives them and they kiss. Georgie and John arrive at Upton House, which has been filled with implied prostitutes and drugs by Annabelle Cane and Mikaele Salesa. Cane and Salesa have gotten married, and Salesa complains about his wife. John and Annabelle sleep together, and the sex involved bondage and voyeurism. Salesa finds out and kicks them all out after hitting Annabelle. He, Georgie, and Annabelle leave, but since John doesn't remember their time in the house he kills Annabelle. He also destroys Upton House. John and Georgie reach the Lonely domain and have sex in it. John kills Jonah after giving a speech on how if you are poor you should just work harder and leave the system. Killing Jonah fixes everything since the Fears are tied to him, since he is the King of the Ruined World. He chooses to take in all the fear and die so that the Fears won't be a problem ever again. For a moment everyone thinks he is dead but he is soon revived. He becomes the richest man alive. He then moves to suburban America with Georgie. At the end John wakes up, revealing it was all a dream and he's married with kids in an art decor home.

Georgie Barker
Georgie and John dated and had a son together, but they broke up because John was an uncultured beta male. After the breakup they are very antagonistic, but this is later revealed to be due to the fact that they were still in love with each other. Georgie begins to date the guy who took her to the Hungarian place, who is Tim Stoker, which makes John jealous. Georgie comforts John after he finds out that Olivia Banks is a ghost, and that they can't be together. When Georgie gets thrown into the Lonely John saves her by kissing her. They eventually reconcile and begin dating. She tags along with him while travelling through the Fear Landscapes in Season Five. The series ends with them living in America in a suburban house together.

Manuela Dominguez
John sleeps with Manuela for information, but does not seem to have any emotional connection to her.

Timothy Stoker
He and Tim compete over Sasha's affections. After he gets with Sasha, Tim becomes very antagonistic towards him. Before dying Tim reveals that he is in love with John.

Sasha James
Sasha gets a makeover to get John's attention. They eventually get with each other.

Martin Blackwood
John makes sexual jokes about Martin being stalked and trapped by Jane Prentiss. Martin confesses his romantic feelings towards John in the Lonely but John turns him down. John tells Martin that he was like a brother to him before leaving him in the Lonely.

Melanie King
John scoffs at Melanie due to the fact that she is a vegan. Melanie and John have a romantic scene in which he sees her in her underwear. During Season 3 she consistently gets kidnapped by villains, and is kidnapped by the Circus of the Other since they want the skin of the "Archivist's Beloved." Their sexual tension consists of them arguing and then making out. They begin dating after he takes the bullet out of her leg. John eventually cheats on her with Basira. The relationship ends after she leaves the Institute and John doesn't want to be with her anymore. John eventually fixes her eyes with his Eye-given powers.

Julia Montauk
John sleeps with Julia to trick her into handing over the skin book.

Basira Hussain
John and Basira bond over classic rock and being orphans. He and Tim are both interested in her romantically and fight over her. She gets jealous when he gets together with Daisy.

Gertrude Robinson
Gertrude is revealed to be John's mother.

Alice "Daisy" Tonner
John and Daisy share a kiss. They get together when she tries to kill him in the woods in Season Three. He romantically saves her from the Buried. They have sex in the Buried. After he sleeps with Julia Montauk she is jealous and attacks Julia because of her emotions. After John gets back together with Georgie, Daisy is jealous. John shoots Daisy in Season Five, but she forgives him and they kiss before she dies.

Annabelle Cane
Annabelle and John meet when he goes to the House on Hilltop Road in MAG 147. She ties him up to give her statement, and also makes out with him. They also have sex and activate the house's rift. He find Annabelle at the Upton house and stays there with Georgie. Annabelle and John sleep together, and the sex involves voyeurism and bondage. She leaves there with them after Salesa finds out about the affair, but John kills her since he doesn't remember what happened in the house due to the fact that his connection with the Eye was broken.

Olivia/Ophelia Banks
During MAG 121 Ophelia and John have a dream sex scene together. Olivia wakes John up with a kiss, and he thinks that she might be his true love. It is revealed however that she is a ghost so they cannot be together.

Elias Bouchard
Elias flirts with John once in Season Three. Jonah, along with Leitner, was one of the options for the identity of John's father before it was revealed to be Leitner.

Nikola Orsinov
In Season Three John seduces Nikola to get out of the kidnapping. He and Nikola also kiss during the Unknowing before Tim interrupts with his love confession.

Unnamed Dead Girlfriend.
She was murdered by an Avatar of the Desolation, which motivated John to work at the Institute.

Known Powers and Abilities
John's powers make him physically stronger.

Healing

 * He heals Melanie's eyes after she gouges them out to leave the Institute.

Super Strength

 * John can call upon the Eye to make him stronger and more muscled by reciting a prayer.

Trivia

 * John insults every horror author he comes across when looking through books except for Moldy Pencil, and Lovecraft.
 * He is ace-coded.
 * He uses 5-in-one shampoo.
 * He is Christian.
 * The H in John stands for Heterosexual
 * Straight girls write fanfiction of S2 John being their "crazy boyfriend."
 * Has the black and white "straight pride" flag on his desk.
 * He eats Chick-Fil-A.
 * His favourite book is Atlas Shrugged.
 * Gets 8 hours of sleep every night.